It's a ... something!!! Mazal tov to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes on the silent birth of their Scientology crazed daughter Suri over Passover. While their publicist claims the name means "princess" in Hebrew (it also, oddly, means "pickpocket" in Japanese), Israeli linguists beg to differ. And in what has to be the true essence of irony, the couple gave birth on the very same day as Tom's postpartum despression target Brooke Shields also gave birth to a daughter. And in a related story, Cruise (who has cancelled his current promotional tour of Mission Impossible: III) says he was only kidding when he earlier suggested that he wanted to eat his newborn's placenta.